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A man was being tailgated by a stressed
out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow,
just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the
crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by
accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming
in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection,
dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant,
she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of
a very serious police officer. |
The officer ordered her to exit her
car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where
she was searched, finger printed, photographed and placed in
a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached
the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking
desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal
effects He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see,
I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn,
flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak
at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do?' bumper sticker,
the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday
School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish
emblem on the trunk.
Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
Priceless.
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